10 signs of turning 60, 1. You wake-up, and s
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1. You wake-up, and someone's checking your breathing...With a mirror.
2. your back goes out more often than you do.
3. Your best friend is dating someone less than half his age...and isn't breaking any laws.
4. You wear black-socks with sandals.
5. Your idea of a night-out is sitting on the porch/patio.
6. You sit in a rocking chair,...but can't get it going...
7. "Getting Lucky" now means finding your car in a parking-lot.
8. It now takes longer to rest, than it did to get tired.
9. Your address book has names that mostly start with "Dr."...
10. You just realized, you've already had your 60th birthday...it was yesterday...