Someone recently asked me to recommend a stock the
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Posted On: 08/30/2025 3:53:35 PM
Someone recently asked me to recommend a stock they could invest in. My answer, of course, was CYDY. Here’s what I wrote in case anyone else is asked the same question and wants to cut and paste the response:
If you’re someone who loves the anticipation more than the payoff, and who derives pleasure from activities in life such as edging, blocking spam callers all day long, and receiving unsolicited DMs from the mentally ill, I have just the stock for you.
The country’s hottest investment is CYDY.
Headquartered in an abandoned International House of Pancakes that was recently taken over by Halloween Spirit to be a warehouse and retail storefront, the team works tentatively on its lead asset from a secret space behind the face paints. You never quite know if someone is there to strike a deal or just to grab a knockoff Deadpool costume that is of extremely poor quality. It feels familiar but awkward. Like when you see someone you absolutely should know the name of, but you can’t remember it so you have to dance around things without giving away that you’re a shitty friend.
Heyyyyy, pal. Good to see you there, bud.
But this stock has everything. A disregard for trading patterns, logoed coffee mugs, investors banished to vaults, and MTV’s Dan Cortese. Plus, you can play the hottest game on the west coast called Breakout. That’s where you climb on the back of someone with “Pour” in their last name and pretend you’re breaking out of a low security prison on a donkey.
But as with all things that seem too good to be true, please don’t ever invest any more than you would feel comfortable losing should things not go your way. That being said, you should get in soon if you want to ride that donkey. The line is already quite long.
If you’re someone who loves the anticipation more than the payoff, and who derives pleasure from activities in life such as edging, blocking spam callers all day long, and receiving unsolicited DMs from the mentally ill, I have just the stock for you.
The country’s hottest investment is CYDY.
Headquartered in an abandoned International House of Pancakes that was recently taken over by Halloween Spirit to be a warehouse and retail storefront, the team works tentatively on its lead asset from a secret space behind the face paints. You never quite know if someone is there to strike a deal or just to grab a knockoff Deadpool costume that is of extremely poor quality. It feels familiar but awkward. Like when you see someone you absolutely should know the name of, but you can’t remember it so you have to dance around things without giving away that you’re a shitty friend.
Heyyyyy, pal. Good to see you there, bud.
But this stock has everything. A disregard for trading patterns, logoed coffee mugs, investors banished to vaults, and MTV’s Dan Cortese. Plus, you can play the hottest game on the west coast called Breakout. That’s where you climb on the back of someone with “Pour” in their last name and pretend you’re breaking out of a low security prison on a donkey.
But as with all things that seem too good to be true, please don’t ever invest any more than you would feel comfortable losing should things not go your way. That being said, you should get in soon if you want to ride that donkey. The line is already quite long.
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