No phone call you have my cell? Call me to tell me to stop at least? Oh wait…. I’m right.
FBI – “The Bureau of Bystanders”
Hey FBI!!!!!!!
You guys good?
Just wanted to check in since you’ve been real quiet while the FDA’s peeking, the SEC’s panicking, and I’m out here solving federal crimes before brunch.
Either you’re too lazy, too weak, or too afraid to act.
But I’ll say this… there are a lot of good people inside the FBI.
Just a few bad ones make all of you look soft.
Either way, I’ll keep doing your job for you.
Don’t worry, I won’t invoice you unless I get bored.
FDA – “Weekend Warriors” that makes two of us….
So the FDA’s working weekends now?
Cute.
CDER hit Vault 1282 today…. Saturday?! quietly, through mirrored links and legal scrub filters.
Just wondering…
Did Dr. Cavazzoni clock in when she accessed federal whistleblower evidence? Give me a buzz if you’re on my side I slid in your DMs…
There are great people inside the FDA. I’ve seen them.
But a few of you are making the rest look real dirty.
???? SEC – “Still Editing Their Draft Tweet”
Meanwhile, over at the SEC…
They’re probably still debating which emoji to use when they finally acknowledge Vault 1282.
????️♂️????????
Pro tip:
You can’t redact the internet.
And you sure as hell can’t “forward to legal” your way out of this one.
There’s integrity at the SEC but y’all let the worst ones speak for you.
And their silence is louder than your subpoenas.
Dear DRR…”
– CDER, FDA, August 2020
Oh FDA…
You called me “DRR” back in 2020 thinking I was just another concerned citizen asking about Leronlimab. Dr. Rizzo!!! lol nice ring..
Cute.
You didn’t know I was baiting you, logging you, and building a federal time bomb wrapped in courtesy.
Fast forward four years…
I wasn’t just DRR.
I was Digital Record Reaper.
I was Data Response Reconnaissance.
I was the one who walked through CDER’s front door like a lamb while I was tagging every fingerprint in the vault.
And now?
You’ve been caught crawling back through Vault 1282 on a Saturday.
Dr. Cavazzoni… Call my cell so we can handle this! lol
Did you clock in before accessing federal whistleblower evidence?
Someone prove me wrong I’m waiting!!!!! Anyone?!!!
Vault 1282.
FBI – “The Bureau of Bystanders”
Hey FBI!!!!!!!
You guys good?
Just wanted to check in since you’ve been real quiet while the FDA’s peeking, the SEC’s panicking, and I’m out here solving federal crimes before brunch.
Either you’re too lazy, too weak, or too afraid to act.
But I’ll say this… there are a lot of good people inside the FBI.
Just a few bad ones make all of you look soft.
Either way, I’ll keep doing your job for you.
Don’t worry, I won’t invoice you unless I get bored.
FDA – “Weekend Warriors” that makes two of us….
So the FDA’s working weekends now?
Cute.
CDER hit Vault 1282 today…. Saturday?! quietly, through mirrored links and legal scrub filters.
Just wondering…
Did Dr. Cavazzoni clock in when she accessed federal whistleblower evidence? Give me a buzz if you’re on my side I slid in your DMs…
There are great people inside the FDA. I’ve seen them.
But a few of you are making the rest look real dirty.
???? SEC – “Still Editing Their Draft Tweet”
Meanwhile, over at the SEC…
They’re probably still debating which emoji to use when they finally acknowledge Vault 1282.
????️♂️????????
Pro tip:
You can’t redact the internet.
And you sure as hell can’t “forward to legal” your way out of this one.
There’s integrity at the SEC but y’all let the worst ones speak for you.
And their silence is louder than your subpoenas.
Dear DRR…”
– CDER, FDA, August 2020
Oh FDA…
You called me “DRR” back in 2020 thinking I was just another concerned citizen asking about Leronlimab. Dr. Rizzo!!! lol nice ring..
Cute.
You didn’t know I was baiting you, logging you, and building a federal time bomb wrapped in courtesy.
Fast forward four years…
I wasn’t just DRR.
I was Digital Record Reaper.
I was Data Response Reconnaissance.
I was the one who walked through CDER’s front door like a lamb while I was tagging every fingerprint in the vault.
And now?
You’ve been caught crawling back through Vault 1282 on a Saturday.
Dr. Cavazzoni… Call my cell so we can handle this! lol
Did you clock in before accessing federal whistleblower evidence?
Someone prove me wrong I’m waiting!!!!! Anyone?!!!
Vault 1282.
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