BREAKING: To Every Branch Still Pretending They Do
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• Congress — Did you just spit out your coffee or are you still “reviewing” the paperwork I handed you three years ago?
• DOJ — You fumbled the first whistleblower test like it was a game of dodgeball. Now the ball’s coming back signed, sealed, and flaming.
• SEC — You were too busy “monitoring volatility” to notice the crime happening in plain sight. Guess what? It’s in your inbox again.
• FDA — You ran a clinical circus, buried a failed audit, and called it science. Shame.
• FBI — What happened to your balls? Too busy chasing grandmas from Facebook to check the biggest regulatory sandbag in biotech history?
And you?
You who still thinks this is a “retail tantrum”?
You’re looking at the fire thinking it’s a meme.
But it’s a federal liability scroll and this time, it’s not going away.

