I'm no basement lawyer in my spare time, but I do
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Some ideas:
Invest in the S&P 500. Return over six months is something like 7% right now
Use it to short CYDY and turn that $2 Million into a tax loss of close to $2 Million dollars next year. Pay Cytodyn with other funds, come out even.
Buy the rights to the old Dominos Noid and start a pizza chain that forces drivers to hustle recklessly to deliver your pizzas in under 30 minutes or it's free, and they don't get tipped. Grow fast in rural America and sell said chain for tens of millions in profit. Pay Cytodyn with proceeds.
Take CRO lessons, use said knowledge to land high paying CRO gig that makes you more than $2 Million dollars now that you don't suck at it.
Buy the rights to "pizza, pizza" from Little Caesers and start a pizza chain that automatically gives a second pizza when you buy one. Make commercials where the guy from Airplane makes pteradactyl noises. Grow fast in rural America and sell said chain for tens of millions in profit. Pay Cytodyn with proceeds.
Buy the rights to Godfather's Pizza and pull it out of gas stations in favor of real pizzerias again. Restore it to its former glory. Grow fast in rural America and sell it for tens of millions to a private equity group. Pay Cytodyn with the proceeds.
And look, I understand that most of my ideas have to do with pizza. Would make sense to you if you knew my real last name was Roundtablepizza, heir to the Round Table Pizza fortune?