Q: Why is it good to have a Democrat passenger?
A: You can
Q: Why is it good to have a Democrat passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.
Q: How do you keep a Democrat busy?
A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on both sides of a piece of paper.
Q: What do you call a Democrat with an IQ of 130?
A: A foursome
Q: How do you get a one-armed Liberal out of a tree?
A: Wave to him.
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?
A: 144 Democrats.
Q: What is foreplay for a Democrat?
A: Thirty minutes of begging.
Q: What is the Democrat doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
A Democrat found a magic genie’s lamp and rubbed it. The genie said, “I will grant you one wish.” He said, “I wish I were smarter”. So the genie made him a Republican.
Q: What the difference between a Democrat and the rear end of a horse?
A: I don’t know either.
Q: Why do so many Liberals live in L.A.?
A: It’s the only city that is easy enough for them to spell
Q: What’s five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A: A Democrat parade.
Q: Why don’t they let Liberals swim in the ocean?
A: Because they can’t get the smell out of the tuna.
Q: How do you plant dope?
A: Bury a Democrat.
Q: What’s the difference between a Liberal and a sack of manure?
A: The sack.
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