Q: What happens when you cross a pig with a Democr
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Q: What happens when you cross a pig with a Democrat? A: Nothing. There are some things a pig won’t do.
Q: What’s the difference between a Democrat and a trampoline? A: You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
Q: What do you get when you offer a Liberal a penny for his thoughts? A: Change.
Q: What’s the difference between a Democrat and a prostitute? A: The prostitute gives value for the money she takes.
Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common? A: They are experts in switching positions in front of a camera.
Q: What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead Democrat in the road? A: Vultures will eat the skunk.
Q: How do you confuse a Liberal? A: You don’t. They’re born that way.
Q: What’s the difference between a Democrat and a catfish? A: One is an ugly, scum sucking bottom-feeder and the other is a fish.
Q: What’s the difference between a Democrat and a trampoline? A: You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
Q: What do you get when you offer a Liberal a penny for his thoughts? A: Change.
Q: What’s the difference between a Democrat and a prostitute? A: The prostitute gives value for the money she takes.
Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common? A: They are experts in switching positions in front of a camera.
Q: What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead Democrat in the road? A: Vultures will eat the skunk.
Q: How do you confuse a Liberal? A: You don’t. They’re born that way.
Q: What’s the difference between a Democrat and a catfish? A: One is an ugly, scum sucking bottom-feeder and the other is a fish.
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