i like the idea, at least for some of the money.

i like the idea, at least for some of the money. For one main reason:

It would obliterate the shorts. If it were up to me, we'd take maybe half the money, keep it totally quiet, and then start piling on 5mm+ orders every day, not letting up for a month or so - not give the shorts a chance to cover, and totally hammering them.

I'm sure they probably won't do this - and in reality, maybe it's not the best long-term play for the company. But damn, it would be fun to watch those scumbags take a beating.