VERY BRAVE MAN JOKES
1 -How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry It!
2 -What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side.
3 - How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it.
4 - Why do women fake orgasms? Because they think men care.
5 - What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing, she's been told twice already.
6 - If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong? Made her chain too long.
7 - Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
8 - Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
9 - Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
10 - If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first ? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
11 - Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90% ... It's called a Wedding Cake.
12 - Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.
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Here is the best word that describes what i do here.
Intuitive;
means having the ability to understand or know something without any direct evidence or reasoning process.
I was born with it, I'm truly blessed!
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