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VERY BRAVE MAN JOKES 1 -How do you turn a fox

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Posted On: 03/27/2013 3:55:35 PM
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VERY BRAVE MAN JOKES

1 -How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry It!

2 -What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.

3 - How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it.

4 - Why do women fake orgasms?
Because they think men care.

5 - What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, she's been told twice already.

6 - If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you
done wrong? Made her chain too long.

7 - Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

8 - Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

9 - Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

10 - If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the
front door, who do you let in first ? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

11 - Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by
90% ... It's called a Wedding Cake.

12 - Why do men die before their wives?
Because they want to.



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