Now, now Bhawks. Acting like an uninformed peckerw

Now, now Bhawks. Acting like an uninformed peckerwood is so unbecoming but, in your case, I fear that it's not an act. Now, if it will make you happy, it will be my pleasure to put up an alternative point of view but first you need to promise that you won't try to change the subject or accuse me of cherry picking after I deliver a brilliant rebuttal. And you're always such a turd after one of my sooper dooper refutations and say some of the meanest things. Your cruel words can be so crushing and always hurts my little feelings. Now promise. LOL