Ken wrote: “ That's just totally right. Why j

Ken wrote:

“ That's just totally right. Why just this morning, Respert was on the front page of the WSJ. Something about a speech he made to Congress yesterday.”

I’m often asked to speak before congress. You may remember me from my viral appearance speaking as an expert during the televised sessions for bill MA63SS745, also known as the “Get your Mayo off my premade sandwich” bill. I mean, seriously. Put that shit in a packet on the side and let me decide.

I was also the featured expert during discussion over bill PR55JT333, also known as the “enough with the weird shit, just order cheese and pepperoni pizzas for your corporate lunch” bill. The lady who wants ham and pineapple is going to eat two cheese slices. The guy who wants mushrooms and balsamic vinegar is going to have three pepperoni slices. Don’t cater to these people. In fact, you should fire them. And I’m glad congress agreed.

I hate to get political here, but these are the kinds of problems destroying our nation. And until Leronlimab is allowed to start saving lives I guess I’m going to have to continue to head to DC and do it myself.