The intensely emetic poetry of Donald Trump:
I never understood wind.
You know, I know
windmills very much.
I have studied it
better than anybody
else. It’s very expensive.
They are made in China
and Germany mostly.
—Very few made here, almost none,
but they are manufactured, tremendous
—if you are into this—
tremendous fumes. Gases are
spewing into the atmosphere. You know
we have a world
right?
So the world
is tiny
compared to the universe.
So tremendous, tremendous
amount of fumes and everything.
You talk about
the carbon footprint
— fumes are spewing into the air.
Right? Spewing.
Whether it’s in China,
Germany, it’s going into the air.
It’s our air
their air
everything — right?
A windmill will kill many bald eagles.
After a certain number
they make you turn the windmill off.
That is true.
—By the way
they make you turn it off.
And yet, if you killed one
they put you in jail.
That is OK.
You want to see a bird graveyard?
You just go.
Take a look.
A bird graveyard.
Go under a windmill someday,
you’ll see
more birds
than you’ve ever seen
in your life.
~ D. Trump
12/21/2019
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100218716456
9. that first poem made me think of the song "both sides now"
I've looked at clouds from both sides now
From up and down and still somehow
It's cloud illusions I recall
I really don't know clouds at all
-joni mitchell
24. She has the decency
And honesty to admit she knows nothing about clouds.
Orange turd would say he knows more than anybody about clouds that's the difference.
17. From the restroom in Acadia Natl Park, circa 1980
I once knew a man from Cass
Whose balls were made of brass
When he banged them together
They played "Stormy Weather"
And lightening shot out of his ass.
Stormy Weather. he he.
35. Stopping by Woods to Watch Them Burn
Whose trees these are I think I know
They’re turning into matchsticks though
You have to rake them if you can
The water in them stoped its flow
They fall and then get up again
And will explode, I think they can
And matchsticks as you surely know
Explode like nothing known to man
The woods are burning, that’s ok
I’d rather a golf course anyway
I need a partner when I play
But Putin’s busy so they say
But Putin’s busy so they say
I never understood wind.
You know, I know
windmills very much.
I have studied it
better than anybody
else. It’s very expensive.
They are made in China
and Germany mostly.
—Very few made here, almost none,
but they are manufactured, tremendous
—if you are into this—
tremendous fumes. Gases are
spewing into the atmosphere. You know
we have a world
right?
So the world
is tiny
compared to the universe.
So tremendous, tremendous
amount of fumes and everything.
You talk about
the carbon footprint
— fumes are spewing into the air.
Right? Spewing.
Whether it’s in China,
Germany, it’s going into the air.
It’s our air
their air
everything — right?
A windmill will kill many bald eagles.
After a certain number
they make you turn the windmill off.
That is true.
—By the way
they make you turn it off.
And yet, if you killed one
they put you in jail.
That is OK.
You want to see a bird graveyard?
You just go.
Take a look.
A bird graveyard.
Go under a windmill someday,
you’ll see
more birds
than you’ve ever seen
in your life.
~ D. Trump
12/21/2019
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100218716456
9. that first poem made me think of the song "both sides now"
I've looked at clouds from both sides now
From up and down and still somehow
It's cloud illusions I recall
I really don't know clouds at all
-joni mitchell
24. She has the decency
And honesty to admit she knows nothing about clouds.
Orange turd would say he knows more than anybody about clouds that's the difference.
17. From the restroom in Acadia Natl Park, circa 1980
I once knew a man from Cass
Whose balls were made of brass
When he banged them together
They played "Stormy Weather"
And lightening shot out of his ass.
Stormy Weather. he he.
35. Stopping by Woods to Watch Them Burn
Whose trees these are I think I know
They’re turning into matchsticks though
You have to rake them if you can
The water in them stoped its flow
They fall and then get up again
And will explode, I think they can
And matchsticks as you surely know
Explode like nothing known to man
The woods are burning, that’s ok
I’d rather a golf course anyway
I need a partner when I play
But Putin’s busy so they say
But Putin’s busy so they say
