Sally comes home from school one day crying her ey

Sally comes home from school one day crying her eyes out, and bawling like never before. She runs up the stairs, flies into her bedroom, slamming the door, and collapses on her bed. He mom comes upstairs, knocks on her door and asks her what is wrong.
"Go away," Sally says. "I don't want to talk about it!"
Sally's mom opens the door anyway, and sits beside her daughter, placing a comforting hand on her back.
"Sally," she says, It will all be ok. Just tell me what is wrong. It' can't be that bad sweetheart."
Sally sits up, sniffling, wipes the tears from her eyes and says "Well today was sex education class."
Sally's mom puts a knowing smile on her face. She knows what is going on now.
"So what is wrong Hun? It is a natural part of life, and when you get old enough to understand it, you will be just fine," said Sally's mother in a comforting voice.
"It's NOT going to be ok!" Sally cried out. "The teacher says that nine months after a boy puts his thing in a girl, a baby comes out the same place!"
Slightly concerned that her daughter may have already been having sex she says to her, "Well, yes that is right. Why are you so upset? If you are pregnant we can take care of things. It will be difficult, but we are a strong family"
"But Momma," Sally says, "I am just worried that my teeth are gonna get knocked out and I won't have this pretty smile anymore!"