Jeff Tiedrich: friday: what's slovenian for "fock off"?
oh look, Little Donny Fuckface actually made it to his mother-in-law’s funeral. so what was that whole business where he spent days whining about how having to be at the Yeah, You Definitely Fucking Raped Her trial was forcing him to miss it?
we’re glad he showed up, because we all got treated to the spectacle of Melania — the green-card trophy wife who married Donny for his money, recoils at his touch, never smiles in his presence, refuses to share his bedroom and fully expected she’d be a widow by now — ditching her dipshit husband and making him ride in a separate car.
Donny followed Melania to her waiting limo and she shut that shit right down. oh to have been a fly on that wall.
Melania —
fock off, Donald.
Melania, I —
fock off.
Mela—
no. fock off. you take own car.
Melania hates Trump’s guts every bit as much as we do, and we are all so fucking here for it.
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