Apple Certified for $29 a pop What a joke ri
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Posted On: 01/12/2024 10:22:45 PM
Apple Certified
for $29 a pop
What a joke right?
I can get an Apple Certified charger from Temu, Alibabababbah for $3
Apple ripping people off
Where is the scam police?
Apple = Scammers
Apple = Con man
Until your house burns down
Then they slink away
I once applied for a job at UL
Great company.
man do they test shit 9000 ways to Sunday
Temu and Alibabababbah
not so much
I'm plugged into the product recall matrix
Consumers have litterally no idea the shit.
How many big brands have recalled 'stuff' because of lead content, shards of 'whatnot' and other assorted things.
Hey who boogered my French Onion soup?
I know, I know, I know...
Concordantly, while your first question may be the most pertinent, you may or may not realize...
it is also the most irrelevant.
OK, ok, ok, you are dying to know...
How does someone find a booger in their French Onion soup?
Who the fook is looking for boogers in what they eat and...
What does a booger even look like after it went through the soup manufacturing
hey red, who said it was one booger?
PLEASSSSSSSSE stop
you started it red. Waiting for you to level the booger field.
Moving on...
Think about car recalls and multiple that by 1000.
Public rarely knows.
I got got a call this evening. I really did.
Who is calling on my bat phone?
let me guess red...
Booger patrol?
idk, I'm out 'living the dream' on the yatch!
Hi,
This is Costco. Those Quaker bar thingies. Oopsies
I didn't listen to the whole thing
Maybe they are discovered boogers, idk
Can't be too careful
anywho...
where was I going with this
red...burning down the house, hello?
Oh yeah,
for me...
If I am gonna plug sumpt'n in
If I am going to eat or drink sumpt'n
If I am going to put sumpt'n on my body
If I am going to wear sumpt'n next to my skin
If I am going to drive or fly sumpt'n
I ain't getting it off of Temu and Alibabababbah
I don't want boogers on anything I BUY!
but I hear they have 90% off the stuff you love
95% booger free, certified!
Crawling in my skin
These wounds, they will not heal
Fear is how I fall
Confusing what is real
What if you took
Chris Cornell who committed suicide on May 18, 2017 at the age of 52 and had him sing Chester Bennington song who also committed suicide a few months later July 20, 2017, at the age of 41
What would it sound like?
They were really good friends so maybe that is right?
Who would notice?
The decade of 2020, I believe will be about what is real and what is fake/knockoff
2030 will be blamed on me no doubt
Why did he let the machines take over
All reds fault...
he didn't lift a finger to warn us
for $29 a pop
What a joke right?
I can get an Apple Certified charger from Temu, Alibabababbah for $3
Apple ripping people off
Where is the scam police?
Apple = Scammers
Apple = Con man
Until your house burns down
Then they slink away
I once applied for a job at UL
Great company.
man do they test shit 9000 ways to Sunday
Temu and Alibabababbah
not so much
I'm plugged into the product recall matrix
Consumers have litterally no idea the shit.
How many big brands have recalled 'stuff' because of lead content, shards of 'whatnot' and other assorted things.
Hey who boogered my French Onion soup?
I know, I know, I know...
Concordantly, while your first question may be the most pertinent, you may or may not realize...
it is also the most irrelevant.
OK, ok, ok, you are dying to know...
How does someone find a booger in their French Onion soup?
Who the fook is looking for boogers in what they eat and...
What does a booger even look like after it went through the soup manufacturing
hey red, who said it was one booger?
PLEASSSSSSSSE stop
you started it red. Waiting for you to level the booger field.
Moving on...
Think about car recalls and multiple that by 1000.
Public rarely knows.
I got got a call this evening. I really did.
Who is calling on my bat phone?
let me guess red...
Booger patrol?
idk, I'm out 'living the dream' on the yatch!
Hi,
This is Costco. Those Quaker bar thingies. Oopsies
I didn't listen to the whole thing
Maybe they are discovered boogers, idk
Can't be too careful
anywho...
where was I going with this
red...burning down the house, hello?
Oh yeah,
for me...
If I am gonna plug sumpt'n in
If I am going to eat or drink sumpt'n
If I am going to put sumpt'n on my body
If I am going to wear sumpt'n next to my skin
If I am going to drive or fly sumpt'n
I ain't getting it off of Temu and Alibabababbah
I don't want boogers on anything I BUY!
but I hear they have 90% off the stuff you love
95% booger free, certified!
Crawling in my skin
These wounds, they will not heal
Fear is how I fall
Confusing what is real
What if you took
Chris Cornell who committed suicide on May 18, 2017 at the age of 52 and had him sing Chester Bennington song who also committed suicide a few months later July 20, 2017, at the age of 41
What would it sound like?
They were really good friends so maybe that is right?
Who would notice?
The decade of 2020, I believe will be about what is real and what is fake/knockoff
2030 will be blamed on me no doubt
Why did he let the machines take over
All reds fault...
he didn't lift a finger to warn us
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