SALTY there was a chicken farm owned by a very cautious farmer. he was the richest man in town. one day, some man set out to find people to steal eggs for him from the farm but the only people he got were a blind man and a moron. so they planned out the heist. "every night" said the man, "the owner would leave frying pans aroud the hut, you have to avoid stepping on those cause if you do, they make a noise and it will alert the owner. if you happen to step on one, just pretend that you were a cat" so the next night, the two thieves went to the farm. moments later, the blind man stepped on one of the pans which made a sound. "who's there?"shouted the owner. "meoww" answered the blind man. few moments, the moron stepped on one too "who is it again?" shouted the owner angrily to which the moron replied "me? i'm just a cat, sir"
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