Interesting facts about Dr. Jay Lalezari! Dr. J

Interesting facts about Dr. Jay Lalezari!

Dr. Jay can divide by zero.

Dr. Jay doesn't climb trees. He pulls them down and walks on top of them.

Dr. Jay can kill two stones with one bird.

Dr. Jay once ordered a Big Mac at Burger King... and got one.

Dr. Jay has counted to infinity... three times.

Dr. Jay can slam a revolving door.

Dr. Jay can eat unlimited carbs and still lose weight.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither... Dr. Jay came first.

When Dr. Jay falls into water, Dr. Jay doesn't get wet. Water gets Dr. Jay'd.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Dr. Jay has allowed to live.

Dr. Jay once visited The Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

Dr. Jay doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Dr. Jay doesn't wear a watch. He simply decides what time it is.

When Dr. Jay does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

Dr. Jay will eventually go from interim to permanent CYDY CEO. Why? BECAUSE HE'S THE MAN AND SHAREHOLDERS LOVE HIM!!!

I remain... #BULLISH

P.S. Did you know Dr. Jay has his own song? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAtEuaEoRUQ