CATHOLIC SHAMPOO Two nuns were shopping at a 7-11
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CATHOLIC SHAMPOO
Two nuns were shopping at a 7-11 store. As they passed the beer Cooler,
one nun said to the other, "Wouldn't a nice cold beer or two Taste
wonderful on a hot summer evening?"
The second nun answered, "Indeed it would, Sister, But I would not feel
comfortable buying beer, since I am certain it would cause a scene at
the checkout stand."
"I can handle that without a problem," the other nun replied, and She
picked up a six-pack and headed for the check-out.
The cashier had a surprised look on his face when the two nuns Arrived
with a six-pack of beer.
"We use beer for washing our hair" the nun said. "Back at the Convent,
we call it Catholic shampoo."
Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter, pulled
out a package of pretzel sticks, and placed them in the bag with the beer.
He then looked the nun straight in the eye, smiled, and said,
"The curlers are on the house."