Help me! I'm stupid! Please help me. I’m real
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Please help me. I’m really stupid. The election is coming and I don’t know whether to vote for the guy who is going on trial for trying to conduct a coup against the U.S. or the guy who lowered the cost of pharmaceuticals for medicare patients. I’m just really stupid. I don’t know.
I’m super stupid. I might vote for the guy who suggested taking bleach might help fight COVID or the guy who expanded NATO and restored faith in American leadership among our allies. I’m stupid. I just don’t know.
I’m stupid in every sense of the word. Should I vote for the guy who said he was going to pass an infrastructure bill and never did in four years or the guy who passed a bipartisan infrastructure bill in under a year. You wouldn’t believe how stupid I am.
I don’t have words for how stupid I am. I don’t know if I should vote for the guy who’s been called “dumb” or a “moron” by numerous former staffers or the guy who passed the first gun safety legislation in 30 years. I’m stupid like the sun is hot.
It’s all so confusing. Or should I vote for Jill Stein? I’m stupid.
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100218495575
15. But, the really old guy wants islamic terrorist drag queen caravans to illegally cross the border so they...
can teach toddlers about gaysex!
(...and the big orange guy hates the same people that I do, so Ima vote for him.)