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Old guys reminiscing... So, I'm sitting on the

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Posted On: 10/19/2023 9:28:44 AM
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Old guys reminiscing...

So, I'm sitting on the porch at home with my two old friends.
My friend Mike says, "Fellas, I got real problems. I'm seventy years old. Every morning at seven o'clock I get up and I try to pee. All day long I try to pee. They give me all kinds of medicine but nothing helps."

Then Joe says, "You think you have problems. I'm eighty years old. Every morning at 8:00 I get up and try to move my bowels. I try all day long. They give me all kinds of stuff but nothing helps."

Finally I had enough of their complaining,

"Guys: I'm ninety years old. Every morning at 7:00 sharp I pee.
Every morning at 8:00 I move my bowels.
Every morning at 9:00 sharp I wake up."

Shut up!


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