Let’s check in on Donald Trump’s deepening leg
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please, Donald, keep running your moronic mouth
Jeff Tiedrich apparently wrote this before he knew the outcome of today's hearing.
This is even more fun to read, now that we know Judge Chutkan handed Chump's ass to him.
JEFF TIEDRICH
OCT 16, 2023
we live in a shitty world full of shitty people doing shitty things, and lately, things have been even shittier than usual.
let’s try to forget about that for a bit and start the week with something we can all laugh at: Little Donny Fuckface’s ever-worsening legal situation.
today, in a courthouse in Washington DC, Judge Tanya Chutkan is expected to wedge her shoe just a little bit farther up Donald Trump’s ass.
Can Donald Trump be gagged?
That’s the question at the heart of a federal hearing Monday, when U.S. District Court Judge Tanya Chutkan will consider whether to order the former president to stop attacking potential witnesses, prosecutors and court officials involved in his federal case over election fraud.
Judge Chutkan is holding a hearing today because The Man Who Convicts War Criminals in The Hague is more than fed up with Donny’s inability to keep his reckless mouth closed, and he’s asked the judge to please serve Trump a big steaming mug of Shut The Fuck Up.
Jack Smith will be at the hearing, armed with evidence and sound legal reasoning. in his own words,
“The defendant knows that when he publicly attacks individuals and institutions, he inspires others to perpetrate threats and harassment against his targets.”
Trump’s ace team of parking garage lawyers will be there too, waving their arms and pounding the table, insisting that Donald has a FiRsT AmEnDmEnT rIgHt to threaten witnesses and harass prosecutors and judges.
spoiler alert: he doesn’t.
meanwhile, Trump spent another sleepless night logged onto his failing app, doing what he does best.
oh, absolutely splendid, Donny. “crooked and deranged.” “political hacks and thugs.” we love it. excellent work.
please, Judge Chutkan, let’s have a real gag order this time. one with actual consequences. and please, Donald, keep running your moronic mouth.
we can’t wait to see what happens next.