Profile of an "Expert": I make fitty cents for ea

Profile of an "Expert":

I make fitty cents for each post. While they make no senst, I post anyway. I live in my parents basement and stare at my computer. Sooner or later I need glasses. Matbe I should turn the lights on! My ashtray over floweth and the twinkies are almost gone. OHH...here is a post I can respond to. Let's see, I think I have this in "old files". Oh well, it is old history but I think I will repost it anyway because that is all I know.