Two elderly jewish men are walking down Collins Av

Two elderly jewish men are walking down Collins Ave. in Miami. Sol turns to Abe and says, " I know you lost your Sadie a few years ago...so how's your sex life?" Abe says, "fantastic...never been better. I found a woman that takes care of me for $100." "What makes her so special?" Sol asks.

"Special? I'll tell you what's so special. First she lays you down on the bed....undresses you... and washes your whole body. Next she pours chocolate syrup all over your schmeckle. Then she puts on tons of whipped cream. To top it all off...she then puts a cherry on top.!'' "So" asks Sol, "what does she do next?" "Next? this is the best part," says Abe. "next.....she EATS it!!!"

So Sol, how about if I give you her number and you can let me know what happens next week.

Next week, they meet on Collins Ave. again and Abe asks Sol if he called the woman. "Oy Vay did I call her!" " So what happened?" questioned Abe .

"Well like you said, she took me in the bedroom and undressed me. She then washed my whole body. Then she took some chocolate syrup and poured it all over my schmeckle. She then put on the whipped cream. And finally she put the cherry on top!" "And then she ate it?" asked Abe. "NO" said Sol, "it looked so good......I ate it myself!"