Two chiropractors who have each others' backs:
Vertebros
"But Quasimodo, what makes you think you need to see a chiropractor ?"
Quasimodo: "Oh, its just a hunch."
Difference between a chiropractor and a proctologist:
Chiropractor cracks your finger.
Proctologist fingers your crack.
Did you hear about the chiropractor who was in trouble with the IRS ?
It was for back taxes.
Anyone want some old copies of Chiropractor Monthly ?
I have lots of back issues.
One day, a secretary steps into her boss’s office, lamenting, “I’m sorry, but I’ve got some bad news for you.”
“Why does it always have to be bad news?” he grumbles. “Just once, give me some good news.”
“Alright then,” the secretary concedes, “Here’s a positive spin for you – you’re not sterile.”
I get up...at 3:00 a.m. to use the bathroom every night.
It's the wee hours of the morning.
I once got fired from a job for merely asking...
.........."smoking" or "non-smoking."
Apparently, in the funeral business the correct terminology is "cremation" or "burial."
Why do windchimes dance in the wind ?
Because they have to tinkle.
What did the skunk say when the wind changed direction ?
........."It's all coming back to me now."
The inventor of the Wind Chill Factor just died at the age of 86.
Before he died, he said he felt like he was just 64.
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
“You’ll get your chance in court,” said the Desk Sergeant.
“No, no, no!” said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying to do that for years!”
There is a mad rush to get a tour of the White House.
People heard the "Lines" are a mile long.
Now they are selling Bud-Lite at the local auto parts store.
It's in the tranny fluid aisle.
Doctor: "You don't look good. Do you smoke or drink alcohol ?"
"I drink it."
What do you call a Navy Admiral who gambles, smokes, drinks and does drugs ?
A Vice Admiral.
Wife: Our new neighbor always kisses his wife when he goes to work. Why don’t you do that?
Husband: HelI, I don’t even know her!
Source: SHRENUFFSTUFF @ iFib
Vertebros
"But Quasimodo, what makes you think you need to see a chiropractor ?"
Quasimodo: "Oh, its just a hunch."
Difference between a chiropractor and a proctologist:
Chiropractor cracks your finger.
Proctologist fingers your crack.
Did you hear about the chiropractor who was in trouble with the IRS ?
It was for back taxes.
Anyone want some old copies of Chiropractor Monthly ?
I have lots of back issues.
One day, a secretary steps into her boss’s office, lamenting, “I’m sorry, but I’ve got some bad news for you.”
“Why does it always have to be bad news?” he grumbles. “Just once, give me some good news.”
“Alright then,” the secretary concedes, “Here’s a positive spin for you – you’re not sterile.”
I get up...at 3:00 a.m. to use the bathroom every night.
It's the wee hours of the morning.
I once got fired from a job for merely asking...
.........."smoking" or "non-smoking."
Apparently, in the funeral business the correct terminology is "cremation" or "burial."
Why do windchimes dance in the wind ?
Because they have to tinkle.
What did the skunk say when the wind changed direction ?
........."It's all coming back to me now."
The inventor of the Wind Chill Factor just died at the age of 86.
Before he died, he said he felt like he was just 64.
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
“You’ll get your chance in court,” said the Desk Sergeant.
“No, no, no!” said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying to do that for years!”
There is a mad rush to get a tour of the White House.
People heard the "Lines" are a mile long.
Now they are selling Bud-Lite at the local auto parts store.
It's in the tranny fluid aisle.
Doctor: "You don't look good. Do you smoke or drink alcohol ?"
"I drink it."
What do you call a Navy Admiral who gambles, smokes, drinks and does drugs ?
A Vice Admiral.
Wife: Our new neighbor always kisses his wife when he goes to work. Why don’t you do that?
Husband: HelI, I don’t even know her!
Source: SHRENUFFSTUFF @ iFib
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