My postman friend gets really angry when I tell ev
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Posted On: 06/22/2023 5:21:10 PM
My postman friend gets really angry when I tell everyone what he does for a living.
I call him a mail escort
.A postman is delivering a package
as a 8 year old opens the door with a glass of whiskey in his hand and a big cigar in his mouth.
The postman is shocked : "Aren't your parents at home?"
The 8 year old : "What do you think?"
If you want to mess with the post office start using Roman Numerals.
Mary announces to her mother that she is marrying the postman.
"What?" Her mum asks. "But he could be your father!"
Mary snorts. "Mum, age is just a number."
"No, dear, that's not what I meant"
Question:
When a family member dies, what's the proper waiting period before
removing their stick figure from the back window of the vehicle ?
I once worked as a forensic analyst in L.A.
My first assignment was to analyze some fresh prints in Bel-Air.
How do angels light a candle ?
With a match made in heaven.
I told my wife that the mailman said he had shagged every woman in our building except one. She replied, “I bet it’s the uppity bitch in number twenty-three.”
How do you cook an alligator?
With a croc-pot.
Wash it down with Gatorade.
Pink Panther's to do list:
To do, to do.......................to do, to do, to do,to do, to doooooooooooooooooooooooo.........
Who says "Do doodle A Cock ?"
Answer.. A Rooster with Dyslexia
When is a joke officially a "Dad joke?"
When it becomes apparent.
There was stir fry all over my bed this morning.
I must have been sleep wokking again.
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I call him a mail escort
.A postman is delivering a package
as a 8 year old opens the door with a glass of whiskey in his hand and a big cigar in his mouth.
The postman is shocked : "Aren't your parents at home?"
The 8 year old : "What do you think?"
If you want to mess with the post office start using Roman Numerals.
Mary announces to her mother that she is marrying the postman.
"What?" Her mum asks. "But he could be your father!"
Mary snorts. "Mum, age is just a number."
"No, dear, that's not what I meant"
Question:
When a family member dies, what's the proper waiting period before
removing their stick figure from the back window of the vehicle ?
I once worked as a forensic analyst in L.A.
My first assignment was to analyze some fresh prints in Bel-Air.
How do angels light a candle ?
With a match made in heaven.
I told my wife that the mailman said he had shagged every woman in our building except one. She replied, “I bet it’s the uppity bitch in number twenty-three.”
How do you cook an alligator?
With a croc-pot.
Wash it down with Gatorade.
Pink Panther's to do list:
To do, to do.......................to do, to do, to do,to do, to doooooooooooooooooooooooo.........
Who says "Do doodle A Cock ?"
Answer.. A Rooster with Dyslexia
When is a joke officially a "Dad joke?"
When it becomes apparent.
There was stir fry all over my bed this morning.
I must have been sleep wokking again.
Source, SHORENUFFSTUFF A iHub
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