Water to wine An Irish priest is driving down to

Water to wine
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>An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding.
>The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.
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>He says, "Sir, have you been drinking?"
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>"Just water," says the priest.
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>The trooper says, "Then why do I smell wine?"
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>The priest looks at the bottle and says, "Good Lord! He's done it again!"
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