On and On Anon.........
With such a large population, why didn't China invent the airplane before the U.S.?
Two Wongs don't make a Wright.
Which country has the largest population of fish?
Finland
Name the tragic event when 1/4th of the human population died.
When Abel was murdered.
I didn't think I'd ever be turned on by population statistics
.........................but I eventually came to my census.
What do you call a headcount of the prison population?
A con sensus.
Joe Biden bellies up to the bar and gets so thoroughly schnockered that he begins spilling his drinks all over everywhere.
The bar owner tells AOC to clean up after Joe before she leaves work for the night. Imagine AOC's surprise when she realizes
that despite its name a sponge cake isn't all that absorbent.
An Arkansas state trooper pulls over a pickup truck. He asks the driver, “Got any ID?” The driver says, “‘Bout what?”
I was washing the car with my grandson......................when he asked,
"Grandpa, why don't you use a wash mitt or sponge like other people?"
To make a real sponge cake....................
................you should borrow all the ingredients.
The new Bud Light bikini calendar is going to be NUTS.
What do you call it when someone cuts off their
penis and glues it to their forehead ? A eunuch-horn
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel stuck to his forehead.
Bartender: "What's with the paper towel?"
Pirate: "Arrrrr...................there's a Bounty on me head."
I saw a guy with his nose on his forehead.
He said, "It's not so bad............................it gives me a heightened sense of smell."
When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union.
On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he's won a convenience store,
a gas station, a donut shop, a taxi cab or a motel in America.
If nothing is there, he must remain in India to answer telephones and provide us with technical support
Just got diagnosed with Multiple Personality
Disorder. Can't wait to tell the other guys.
My wife thinks I have Narcissistic Personality Disorder.
That's impossible. As the smartest man alive, I think I would have noticed.
Me ( at bookstore ): "What are the chances you
have a book on curing eating disorders with religion ?
Clerk: "Slim to Nun."
My wife left me due to my anxiety disorder.
Oh wait.......................................she just went to grab a cup of coffee.
My brother has a beef eating disorder.
I fear his life is at steak.
I recently joined a support group for people who talk a lot. We call ourselves On and On Anon.
Source.> SHORENUGGSTUFF @ IHub
With such a large population, why didn't China invent the airplane before the U.S.?
Two Wongs don't make a Wright.
Which country has the largest population of fish?
Finland
Name the tragic event when 1/4th of the human population died.
When Abel was murdered.
I didn't think I'd ever be turned on by population statistics
.........................but I eventually came to my census.
What do you call a headcount of the prison population?
A con sensus.
Joe Biden bellies up to the bar and gets so thoroughly schnockered that he begins spilling his drinks all over everywhere.
The bar owner tells AOC to clean up after Joe before she leaves work for the night. Imagine AOC's surprise when she realizes
that despite its name a sponge cake isn't all that absorbent.
An Arkansas state trooper pulls over a pickup truck. He asks the driver, “Got any ID?” The driver says, “‘Bout what?”
I was washing the car with my grandson......................when he asked,
"Grandpa, why don't you use a wash mitt or sponge like other people?"
To make a real sponge cake....................
................you should borrow all the ingredients.
The new Bud Light bikini calendar is going to be NUTS.
What do you call it when someone cuts off their
penis and glues it to their forehead ? A eunuch-horn
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel stuck to his forehead.
Bartender: "What's with the paper towel?"
Pirate: "Arrrrr...................there's a Bounty on me head."
I saw a guy with his nose on his forehead.
He said, "It's not so bad............................it gives me a heightened sense of smell."
When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union.
On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he's won a convenience store,
a gas station, a donut shop, a taxi cab or a motel in America.
If nothing is there, he must remain in India to answer telephones and provide us with technical support
Just got diagnosed with Multiple Personality
Disorder. Can't wait to tell the other guys.
My wife thinks I have Narcissistic Personality Disorder.
That's impossible. As the smartest man alive, I think I would have noticed.
Me ( at bookstore ): "What are the chances you
have a book on curing eating disorders with religion ?
Clerk: "Slim to Nun."
My wife left me due to my anxiety disorder.
Oh wait.......................................she just went to grab a cup of coffee.
My brother has a beef eating disorder.
I fear his life is at steak.
I recently joined a support group for people who talk a lot. We call ourselves On and On Anon.
Source.> SHORENUGGSTUFF @ IHub
