I hear Old Doc Shademeister is running a half-pric

I hear Old Doc Shademeister is running a half-price sale on his world-famous lobotomies next week so, why don't you do yourself, and us, a favor and get yourself an appointment. And the good thing is, if the Old Doc goes in and finds nothing to lobotomize, which in your case is very likely, he'll cheerfully refund your money.