My wife crashed her car yesterday. She told polic
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Posted On: 02/18/2023 3:57:30 PM
My wife crashed her car yesterday.
She told police that the man she collided with was on his mobile phone and drinking beer from a can at the time.
The police said that the man was entitled to do whatever he wanted in his own backyard.
When I was born, I was so ugly that my mother said,
"what a treasure !' and my father said, "Yeah, let's bury him."
I was so ugly when I was born...
The doctor slapped my mother to get her to breathe.
People consider me the margarine of comedy.
I tell a joke and they can't believe it's not better.
Comedy is hard to do.
I wrote a joke about toilets and it tanked.
I saw an R-rated movie with no blood, nudity, or
profanity. It was a little overrated.
A cop arrested me for public nudity the other day.
He was very clothes-minded.
Don't obey public nudity laws.
It's a government cover-up conspiracy.
Ambiguity...........................
What happens in vagueness...............................stays in vagueness.
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She told police that the man she collided with was on his mobile phone and drinking beer from a can at the time.
The police said that the man was entitled to do whatever he wanted in his own backyard.
When I was born, I was so ugly that my mother said,
"what a treasure !' and my father said, "Yeah, let's bury him."
I was so ugly when I was born...
The doctor slapped my mother to get her to breathe.
People consider me the margarine of comedy.
I tell a joke and they can't believe it's not better.
Comedy is hard to do.
I wrote a joke about toilets and it tanked.
I saw an R-rated movie with no blood, nudity, or
profanity. It was a little overrated.
A cop arrested me for public nudity the other day.
He was very clothes-minded.
Don't obey public nudity laws.
It's a government cover-up conspiracy.
Ambiguity...........................
What happens in vagueness...............................stays in vagueness.
Source SHORENUFFSTUFF at iFib
https://investorshub.advfn.com/boards/profile...user=25734
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