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Absolutely! Pull over to the side of the road first!
What do you get when you cross a hospital with a skunk?
A medical scenter.
I started a new band called “Paper”
We cover rock.
Band called Hare........they play hip-hop.
My band's name was "Head Cleaner". We sold a lot of 8-tracks back in the day.
There's a beer in Utah called Polygamy Porter.
Their motto is "Beer so good, you'll want several,"
Source, SHORENUFFSTUFF at iHub.
A man died at the Arizona, Colorado, New Mexico and Utah border.
He had to have four coroners.
Difference between Utah and Alabama:
Sister wife means something completely different.
What did the greedy Jamaican from Utah say?
More, mon.
I have this pathological fear of two letter words.
I get terrified just thinking about it
If you have a phobia of intruders sneaking into your home,
you're not alone.
My egg died..................
He died last fry day.
Thank God he wasn't beaten.
Don't worry, he went over easy.
He's now on the sunny side.
He's definitely in a better plate.
A minister starts his children's sermon with a question.
Who knows what the Resurrection is ? A young boy says,
" If you have one lasting more than 4 hours call your doctor !"
What do you call a mime who commits murder?
Silently, but deadly.