When a cougar gets so old she needs a hearing aid
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hearing aid, what do you get ? A DEF LEOPARD !
Don't ever dis, convey, say, utter, orate.......
or speak badly about Thesaurus Club.
Fifty Shades of Gray. Worst box of crayons I ever bought.
Pirates that used an "X" to mark the spot weren't very smart.
If they had used a "G", nobody would have ever found their treasure.
Wife: "Instead of thinking about stupid jokes all day, why don't you write a book instead?"
Me: "That's a novel idea."
You have to wonder if Magic Johnson ever regrets wasting the world's best porn name on a basketball career?
Winds of 108mph, structural damage, flying debris, massive depression, icy blasts,
communication difficulties, untold misery and suffering...
Yes, I forgot our anniversary again.
Advantages of drinking at home.
1. Last call is whenever you say it is.
2. Generic booze is much cheaper.
3. You don't have to drive home and risk a DUI.
4. The company is much better, isn't it?
I'm sure there are other reasons, but I need to make another drink.
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