Having lived with the Dainty Darling Dove for many

Having lived with the Dainty Darling Dove for many, many moons, a word like tard barely catches my attention. Over our many years together, with the exception of educated and refined gentleman of dignity and worth, she's called me about everything you can think of................. OK, I admit it, I have probably deserved a little better than 99% of all the tongue lashings that she has dished out over the years.