With you around, Bhawks is certainly going to have

With you around, Bhawks is certainly going to have a rough time holding onto his Miss. Congeniality award this year. He's won that title every year since The Bridge's inception back in 2017 and, in fact, the only real excitement the race has ever really generated was who would be runner up. I've had the honor of grabbing the 2nd spot on a couple of occasions but with you here, well, I guess 3rd is the best that I, or anyone else, will be able to do. But please don't feel bad about pushing us down in the rankings. It will be a true pleasure for the rest of us to see you two old grouchy tail coprolites battle it out for the top spot.