COPS BEAT UP CHINESE MAN AFTER ASKING HIS NAME "I
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COPS BEAT UP CHINESE MAN AFTER ASKING HIS NAME
"I've lost all faith in our police," said a very bruised Fuk Yu.
Little Johnny is sitting in church getting really bored with the preacher's long, dull, sermon. He leans
over to his dad and whispers, " If we give him the money now will he let us leave early ?
I'm curious enough to take it apart.............
Skilled enough to put it back together..............
And clever enough to hide the extra parts when I'm done.
What did E.T.'s mother say when he got home?
Where on EARTH have you been !
Doc: You have bucket fever.
Patient: How do you know that?
Doc: You're turning pail.
Yesterday I paid a stranger to knock me unconscious, shove a foreign object up my butt and film the whole thing.
Or as my doctor calls it, a colonoscopy.
A man buys a pack of cigarettes. The warning label on the pack says: Smoking causes impotence.
The man gives it back and says "WTF is this? Give me the one that causes lung cancer instead."
When was the first car horn used?
Exactly .01 seconds after the first traffic light turned green.
How do you make a trombone sound like a French
horn? Stick your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.
Not to blow my own horn, but..................
............................I'm really flexible.
"I've lost all faith in our police," said a very bruised Fuk Yu.
Little Johnny is sitting in church getting really bored with the preacher's long, dull, sermon. He leans
over to his dad and whispers, " If we give him the money now will he let us leave early ?
I'm curious enough to take it apart.............
Skilled enough to put it back together..............
And clever enough to hide the extra parts when I'm done.
What did E.T.'s mother say when he got home?
Where on EARTH have you been !
Doc: You have bucket fever.
Patient: How do you know that?
Doc: You're turning pail.
Yesterday I paid a stranger to knock me unconscious, shove a foreign object up my butt and film the whole thing.
Or as my doctor calls it, a colonoscopy.
A man buys a pack of cigarettes. The warning label on the pack says: Smoking causes impotence.
The man gives it back and says "WTF is this? Give me the one that causes lung cancer instead."
When was the first car horn used?
Exactly .01 seconds after the first traffic light turned green.
How do you make a trombone sound like a French
horn? Stick your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.
Not to blow my own horn, but..................
............................I'm really flexible.
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