The part they did not like about this post was the

The part they did not like about this post was the mismatched socks.

I must beg your pardon. You seem to have me at a disadvantage. You are saying I have family who work at Telvue. Sorry to say this is untrue. I used to be 20 years old. I am no longer. I used to have jet black hair. That's not true now. There was more than one time which was a very long time ago that I had family who worked at Telvue. Not that I think for one minute that it is anyone's business but the pure fact is that I have no family at Telvue. I do think of Gerry as a brother but we are not blood.

If it's dirt you seek I can give you this tidbit. Gerry sometimes wears mismatched socks. Please don't tell him I said so.