The man who invented the wind chill factor died to
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He was 82, but felt like 86.
When you buy a bigger tub....
You have more bath room, but less bathroom.
My boss sent me for a random drug test. Two weeks later he called me into his office.
“steve,” He said “Are you sure that was your urine they tested?”
“Of course it was!” I replied
“Well, I guess congratulations are in order … because you’re three months pregnant.”
I said to my wife, "I'm getting you something small for Christmas."
She said, "Is it underwear?"
I said, "Are you deaf, I said something small."
Sometimes I get road rage walking behind people at the supermarket.
If I had a crystal ball, I'd sit down very carefully.
My girlfriend says if we don’t get married soon, she’s gonna kill me. ....................It’s a matter of wife or death.
Black Friday special...
Tesco are giving away free Christmas turkeys to anyone who can out run their security guards!
Another wine bottle?? emptied with no Genie at the bottom,
I'll keep trying.
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