Did you hear about the exhausted kangaroo? He was
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Did you hear about the exhausted kangaroo? He was out of bounds.
How do you make a tortoise fast? Don't feed him.
Why is milking a cow so easy? Any jerk can do it.
What did one horse say to another? "Any friend of yours is a palamino."
What has two humps and is found at the South Pole?
A camel with a faulty GPS.
What's the worst thing that can happen to a sleeping bat? Diarrhea.
Do pigs use soap or is that just hogwash?
What did all the other animals say when wildebeests became extinct?
"This is bad gnus."
Two cows are standing in a field. One goes, "Moooooo." "Damn !" says the other. "I was going to say that !"
How do you make a tortoise fast? Don't feed him.
Why is milking a cow so easy? Any jerk can do it.
What did one horse say to another? "Any friend of yours is a palamino."
What has two humps and is found at the South Pole?
A camel with a faulty GPS.
What's the worst thing that can happen to a sleeping bat? Diarrhea.
Do pigs use soap or is that just hogwash?
What did all the other animals say when wildebeests became extinct?
"This is bad gnus."
Two cows are standing in a field. One goes, "Moooooo." "Damn !" says the other. "I was going to say that !"
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