I’ll take a variant on the three fingered theme:

I’ll take a variant on the three fingered theme: Cyrus, demonstrate your skillage with Spock’s Vulcan greeting…from a distance looks like three fingers, on Vulcan means:
1) I see you investors, you’re a twitchy lot and glad you have held in there
2) Live long, and prosper, for conscription orders have been issued for BP to join forces and you are now wealthy beyond your wildest dreams.
3) In a show of solidarity Fuck Adam Feuerstein‘s generous share donation has been converted into coin of the realm at the three-fingered rate and Romulan Ale has been purchased with special invitation to ihang longs to join in celebration at Vancouver headquarters.

Bonus Cyrus tell (look for it), that prototypical Spock unilateral eyebrow raise; on Vulcan this can only mean he has a signed copy of Ohm’s list and is “on it” at warp-speed.