Buy some red high heel shoes, put 'em on and click

Buy some red high heel shoes, put 'em on and click the heels together.

Or, if you want to mirror the nutters on this board, play the scarecrow.

Oh I'd be much, much, less weary
If I wasn't a sucker for so much conspiracy theory
But that would take a brain.

I could while away the hours
Conferrin' with the flowers,
Consulting with the rain;
And my head I'd be a scratchin'
While my thoughts are busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain.

I'd unravel ev'ry riddle for my
Individdle
In trouble or in pain
With the thoughts that you'll be thinkin'
You could be another Lincoln
If you only had a brain.

Oh, I, could tell you why
The oceans near the shore
I could think of things I'd never
Thunk before,
And then I'd sit down and think some more.

I would not be just a muffin',
My head all full of stuffin',
My heart all full of pain;
And perhaps I'd deserve you and be
Even worthy even you
If I only had a brain.