The woman opposite the road from me called me a pe
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Knowing she likes bird watching I asked her if she'd like to come over and have a look at my twelve finches.
I’m so old I remember when it used to be illegal to break the law!
Will the parents of the child who fell into the lion enclosure please come to lost property to collect his shoe laces.
I lost my job as an elevator engineer because I couldn’t get a lift to work.
I'm about 7 years into my relationship and I've started to have bedroom difficulties. My wife and I have different ideas as to what the problem is: She bought me some Viagra. And I've bought her a treadmill.
Apparently 80% of our body is water - I’m not overweight I’m flooded!