Someone threw a bottle of Omega 3 pills on me. Lu
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Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil.
You'd think it would be safe leaving your car unlocked at a
church parking lot on a Sunday! Apparently NOT.
Anyway, I got 4 iPhones and 6 Tablets.
The same guy has robbed the same bank three times in the last 30 days.
The FBI, in charge of preventing a fourth robbery ask the nervous bank teller, "Have you noticed anything in particular about the robber?"
"Yes," the teller replied. "I notice that each time he comes into the bank he's much better dressed."
Newlyweds go to the beach for their honeymoon and the man dies from a shark attack. But at least he didn't suffer long - he was only married two days.