I've been reading up on JPox. It's definitely a vi

I've been reading up on JPox. It's definitely a virus you want to avoid. There is no cure. Symptoms include:
- Extreme hypocrisy
- Inability to turn a profit on any investment
- Intense case of Gerald Derangement Syndrome (GDS)
- Inability to remember previous posts that indicate you are lying in your current posts
- Inability to realistically measure risk, leading to losing inheritances and child's college funds
- Inability to realize your own actions caused child to turn to drugs when dreams of college are squashed when college fund is lost to bad investments
- Inability to take responsibility for one's own actions, particularly in the area of bad investment decisions
- Excessive use of terms like kewel and oohRAH
- Arrogance and overconfidence based on their number of followers, not realizing majority of those followers were from a decade ago and no one has followed you in the last 5 years because everything thinks you're a prick
- Extreme obsession with black male CEOs of OTCBB companies, including massive photo collection that is frequently shared on message boards with readers who don't share the same infatuation because they are heterosexuals and are only infatuated with people of the opposite sex

As you can see, JPox is a virus you want to avoid at all costs. Fortunately, it's easy to avoid, even without a vaccine, which doesn't exist anyway. No testing needed, as other message board posters can easily tell if you're infected. For total protection from the dreaded JPox, follow the following practices:
- Take a dump daily so shit doesn't back up into your brain and make you act like a moron
- Act like an adult who takes responsibility for one's actions and mistakes
- Don't allow OTCBB company CEOs to twist your arm and force you to invest more than you can afford to lose (note: this is often referred to as GREED, but the inability to accept personal responsibility leads to putting all blame on CEO)
- Avoid investing in penny stocks that have no employees, no product and no revenue generated
- Don't play around with inheritances and the kid's college fund. Keep them invested in reputable mutual funds selected for great long-term performance
- Seek professional help to not be an A$$hole
- Be honest all the time so you don't have to delete posts others make proving you are a liar based on earlier posts you forgot you made

You can live a long and fruitful life by avoiding JPox. Fortunately, the vast majority of people will never contract JPox, but for those who do, there is no cure. Prevention is the key.