Why buy MONI for 0.0111 when you can buy it lower

Why buy MONI for 0.0111 when you can buy it lower 'shortly'?

Not sure why anyone in the right mind would want to buy unless to cover a short position. You have the perfect store...

A company has no employees
A company that has no leaders
A company that rarely ever issues a PR. Maybe can't afford it?
A company rarely ever communicates with shareholders
A company that doesn't communicate the business model
A company that has a spelling challenge and does little QA
A company that has a revolving door of failed ideas
A company that has a revolving door of failed products
A company that is trying to launch a product in an already crowded market dominated by billion dollar companies
A company that doesn't communicate the revenue model
A company with a long history of zero revenues
A company where they can't even hire a real CEO and have to contract for one
A company where even the contractors run away
A company with a poor track record of marketing anything

But other than that, wonderful investment in the upside-down pineapple market in another universe