Columbus's mother: "I don't care what you've disc
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Posted On: 05/30/2022 2:22:24 PM
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Columbus's mother:
"I don't care what you've discovered Christopher, you could have written."
Mona Lisa's mother:
"After all the money your father and I spent on braces Mona, that's the biggest smile you can give us?"
Michaelangelo's mother:
"Mikey, can't you just paint on the walls like the rest of the kids ?"
Batman's mother:
"It's a nice car, but the insurance premiums will be enormous !"
Little Miss Muffet's mother:
"All I have to say is.................if you don't get off your tuffet and clean your room, there will be a lot more spiders around here."
Thomas Edison's mother:
"Of course I'm proud of you for inventing the light bulb, but would you please turn it off now and go to bed ?"
Ben Franklin's mother:
Turn off the TV and do something outside, maybe fly a kite.
Alexander Graham Bell's mother:
You patented the phone, you think you can call your mother sometime, just to make sure I'm not dead or something?
The buck doesn't even slow down here.
It's hard to make a comeback...................
...................when you haven't been anywhere.
Don't get married.
Just find a woman you dislike and buy her a house. It's cheaper.
My friend just got a trophy wife
must not have been first place.
The comfort of turning 70 is
the realization that you are now too old to die young.
A man walks into a bar, and sees King Kong having a drink.
Now, the man loves all of Kong’s films, so he decides to walk up to him. He says, “Wow! King Kong! I’m such a big fan. Sorry to bother you, but do you have time for a photo?”
King Kong suddenly looks up, checks his watch. He turns to the man and says, “Sorry, I’ve a plane to catch.”
Source SHORENUFFSTUFF at iFib
"I don't care what you've discovered Christopher, you could have written."
Mona Lisa's mother:
"After all the money your father and I spent on braces Mona, that's the biggest smile you can give us?"
Michaelangelo's mother:
"Mikey, can't you just paint on the walls like the rest of the kids ?"
Batman's mother:
"It's a nice car, but the insurance premiums will be enormous !"
Little Miss Muffet's mother:
"All I have to say is.................if you don't get off your tuffet and clean your room, there will be a lot more spiders around here."
Thomas Edison's mother:
"Of course I'm proud of you for inventing the light bulb, but would you please turn it off now and go to bed ?"
Ben Franklin's mother:
Turn off the TV and do something outside, maybe fly a kite.
Alexander Graham Bell's mother:
You patented the phone, you think you can call your mother sometime, just to make sure I'm not dead or something?
The buck doesn't even slow down here.
It's hard to make a comeback...................
...................when you haven't been anywhere.
Don't get married.
Just find a woman you dislike and buy her a house. It's cheaper.
My friend just got a trophy wife
must not have been first place.
The comfort of turning 70 is
the realization that you are now too old to die young.
A man walks into a bar, and sees King Kong having a drink.
Now, the man loves all of Kong’s films, so he decides to walk up to him. He says, “Wow! King Kong! I’m such a big fan. Sorry to bother you, but do you have time for a photo?”
King Kong suddenly looks up, checks his watch. He turns to the man and says, “Sorry, I’ve a plane to catch.”
Source SHORENUFFSTUFF at iFib
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