My wife sued for divorce because she said I couldn
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I had hard evidence to the contrary, but it wouldn't stand up in court.
I disagree, but my wife insists that............
..................30 minutes of begging doesn't constitute foreplay.
My wife likes that we practice safe sex.
I always put a pillow between her head and the headboard.
I wanted to do something special for my twin girls to express their individuality so I bought them matching t-shirts that say "I Am Unique!"
I was drinking...
...my milkshake on the edge of a cliff and thought,
"Wow! This is ledge-n-dairy!"
Congratulations George Floyd
2 years clean & sober.
A man's home is his hassle.
Arnold Schwarzenegger's bumper sticker:
I TIME TRAVEL NAKED
You know you are old when
people no longer view you as a hypochondriac
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