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'Hello?' 

'Hi honey. This is Daddy. 
Is Mommy near the phone?' 

'No, Daddy. 
She's upstairs in the bedroom with uncle Mike.' 

After a brief pause Daddy says, 
'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Mike.' 

'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, 
Right now..' 
Brief Pause. 

'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. 
Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs 
And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy 
That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.' 

'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.' 


A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. 

'I did it, Daddy.' 

'And what happened, honey?' 

'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming, 
Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser 
And now she isn't moving at all!' 

'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Mike?' 

'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. 
He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window 
And into the swimming pool.. 
But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water 
last week to clean it... 
He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.' 

Long Pause 

Longer Pause 

Even Longer Pause 

Then Daddy says, 

'Swimming pool? ............. 

Is this 486-5731?' 

No, I think you have the wrong number........