Did somebody say smut?! I carry two phones beca

Did somebody say smut?!

I carry two phones because of smut. A work and a personal one, even though I’m my own boss (I run a site with Daily fantasy smut contests. Pick three categories and one video. Compete against others for most searches and clicks).

I keep the smut to my personal phone. Not that I’d be embarrassed to have someone realize I look at porn. I’m more worried about people seeing the weird porn I check out while bored in a hotel room.

By the way, the only reason CYDY ran to .40 or so is because I had planned to buy some shares at .24, a fitting purchase for Respert24, if I do say so myself. I put the order in and it immediately ran. You’re welcome. It also won’t fall that low again because I’d still like to purchase shares at .24.

Anyways, that’s all I have for y’all. Keep your heads up for 700mg Nash or partnership PR’s and your nutjob websites to yourselves. Thanks to ER and the rest of the mods for keeping it mostly crap-free. Now if you’ll excuse me I need to go open an incognito browser for something I just thought about that totally isn’t porn. Me clearing my browser history and cache afterwards should be considered purely coincidental and just good internet practice.