OT Redneck Medical Terms
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- A pubic hair is a type of wild rabbit.
- Asphalt describes rectal problems.
- A condom is a large apartment.
- Douche is the French word for "twelve.
- Genitals are people of non-Jewish descent.
- A diaphragm is a drawing in Geometry.
- Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke.
- An erection is when Japanese people vote.
- A dildo is a variety of the sweet pickle.
- An umbilical chord is part of a parachute.
- Spread Eagle is an extinct bird.
- A menstrual cycle has three wheels.
- The clitoris is a type of flower.
- Testacles are found on an octopus.
- Kotex is a radio station in Cincinatti.
- Masturbate is used to catch large fish.
- Benign........What you be after you be eight.
- Artery...... The study of paintings.
- Bacteria.....Back door to cafeteria.
- Barium........What doctors do when patients die.
- Cesarean Section....A neighborhood in Rome.
- CATscan....................Searching for kitty.
- Cauterize..................Made eye contact with her.
- Colic.......................... A sheep dog.
- Coma...........................A punctuation mark.
- D & C..........................Where Washington is.
- Dilate......................... To live long.
- Enema..........................Not a friend.
- Fester.........................Quicker than someone else.
- Fibula..........................A small lie.
- Genital.........................Non-Jewish person.
- G.I. Series..................World Series of military baseball.
- Hangnail......................What you hang your coat on.
- Impotent.....................Distinguished, well known.
- Labor Pain...................Getting hurt at work.
- Medical Staff............A Doctor's cane.
- Morbid........................A higher offer than I bid.
- Nitrates.......................Cheaper than day rates.
- Node.............................I knew it.
- Outpatient..................A person who has fainted.
- Pap Smear...................A fatherhood test.
- Pelvis............................Second cousin to Elvis.
- Post Operative...........A letter carrier.
- Recovery Room...........Place to do upholstery.
- Rectum..........................Damn near killed him.
- Secretion......................Hiding something.
- Seizure..........................Roman emperor.
- Tablet............................A small table.
- Terminal Illness...........Getting sick at the airport.
- Tumor.............................More than one.
- Urine..............................Opposite of you're out.
- Varicose.........................Near by/close by.
