Actually you may as well tell Grubstake everything

Actually you may as well tell Grubstake everything...well maybe not everything but at least that Hawks can't find acceptance anywhere. He has tries so hard and have spent so much time down on the southern border and still can't find happiness. The border agents just throw their hands up and tell Hawks if you can find something in Mexico then go for it...they even let him cross back and forth all the time. Hey one agent even ask him if he was related to Hillary since he always has that lost and sad look on his face.

Maybe start a GFH account so he doesn't have to hitchhike any more....you know a "GoFoundHim" Account.

BTW...Rodney Dangerfield is rolling all over the floor laughing.