Brilliant. and humbling. After numver one I got

Brilliant. and humbling. After numver one I got a lot better. still missed another oneone. Not saying which one.


1. Johnny's mother had three children.
The first child was named April.
The second child was named May.
*.....What was the third child's name?*

2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall
and he wears size 13 sneakers
*.....What does he weigh?*

3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered,
*.....what was the highest mountain in the world?*

4. How much dirt is there in a hole
*.....that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?*

5. What word in the English language
*.....is always spelled incorrectly?*

6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the
summer.
*.....How is this possible?*

7. In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg.
*.....Why not?*

8. What was the President's name
*.....in 1975?*

9. If you were running a race,
*.....and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in
now?*

10. Which is correct to say,
*....."The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?*

11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other
field,
*.....how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another
field?*

*Here are the Answers*

1. Johnny 's mother had three children.. The first child was named April
The second child was named May. What was the third child 's name?
Answer: *Johnny of course*

2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall,
and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?
Answer: *Meat.*

3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the
world?
Answer: *Mt. Everest; it just wasn't discovered yet. [You're not very good
at this are you?]*

4. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by
four feet?
Answer: *There is no dirt in a hole.*

5. What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly?
Answer: *Incorrectly*

6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the
summer. How is this possible?
Answer: *Billy lives in the Southern Hemisphere*

7. In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why
not?
Answer: *You can 't take pictures with a wooden leg. You need a camera to
take pictures.*

8. What was the President 's name in 1975?
Answer: Same as is it now - "Joe Biden"[Oh, come on ... ]*

9. If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what
place would you be in now?
Answer: *You would be in 2nd. Well, you passed the person in second place,
not first.*

10. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk
of the egg is white"?
Answer: *Neither, the yolk of the egg is yellow [Duh!]*

11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other
field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another
field?
Answer: *One. If he combines all of his haystacks, they all become one big
one.*

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*Impossibilities in the world*

*1) You can't count your hair.*
*2) You can't wash your eyes with soap.*
*3) You can't breathe through your nose when your tongue is out.*
*Put your tongue back in your mouth, you silly person.*


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*Ten (10) Things I know about you.*

*1) You are reading this.*

*2) You are human.*

*3) You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips.

4) You just attempted to do it.

6) You are laughing at yourself.

7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.

You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.

9) You laugh at this because you are a fun loving person & everyone
does it too.*

*10) You are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it.*